ToSPoT.co.uk Welcome to Franny and Harm Groespecker's Scroll on down to download us in MP3 form and plug us into your own equipment. Visit our main website at theatreofsex.co.uk for the full sensory experience. ––––––––––––––––––––––––– Click here to download an excerpt from our show (MP3 3'30") ––––––––––––––––––––––––– Franny & Harm Groespecker's Audio Blogs These little
sessions are just about two minutes each. Wiggle your finger downwards for our latest turn-on. |
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| Why the people of Edinburgh need our help. | |
| Scottish terms explained: Hogmanay | |
| Your questions answered: Sporran | |
| Learning the language of the Scottish people: Haggis | |
| Scottish sports: Tossing the Caber | |
| Scottish customs: Burns Night & The Tattoo | |
Accommodation in Edinburgh |
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| Scottish demography: big women and the East-West Divide | |
| Franny & Harm perform all night every night of the Festival | |
| Lonesome in Edinburgh? We can help you with performance opportunities. | |
| Festivalgoer's problem: my landlady keeps asking whether the son will come out during the Festival. | |
| Festival chat-up lines: Ask a Policeman. | |
| Festivalgoer wants to invite people to her apartment but is worried about soundproofing. | |
| Franny & Harm help a party of attractive young American cheerleaders visiting the Festival. | |
| Listener problem: I'm taking in a lodger. Should I have implants? | |
| How are Franny and Harm qualified to help you? | |
| A visiting US astronaut looking for somewhere to blast off in Edinburgh. | |
| Festval fashion: are hemlines up or down this year? | |
| Visitor staying in basement flat: what to do with his gardening tools? | |
| The lone piper in Prince's Gardens asks whether he is abnormal. | |
| No performance today: Franny and Harm are performing all day instead. | |
| Festivalgoer enquiry: further information about the Academy of Sexual Confidence | |
A festivalgoer asks about places for bird watchers in Edinburgh |
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| Festivalgoer is about to meet her internet date for the first time, after sis years of digital communications. | |
| My husband likes to touch me wearing rubber gloves. | |
| Festivalgoer exposes his recurring dream of being naked on Edinburgh streets. | |
| Festival latecomer seeks performance opportunities | |
| A regrettable incident in an Edinburgh restaurant. | |
A previous correspondent (astronaut) complains about the advice offered by Franny and Harm. |
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Festivalgoer is afraid of taking a shower with her boyfriend. |
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A customer complaint about the advice for chatting up Edinburgh policemen (2nd August). |
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Festivalgoer complains about Franny and Harm's advice as to whether the son would come out during the Festival (1st August). |
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| Advice on how to spend the last few days of the Festival. | |
Harm expresses concern at Franny's interest in a letter from a wolves supporter. |
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| A complaint about Harm's coaching of a young ladies' netball team. | |
| We'll be back to see you all very soon. | |
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